Your SAT Score of 1450 Means:

You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush You Scored Higher Than Al Gore You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny You Scored Higher Than Natalie Portman You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates

Your IQ is most likely in the 140-150 range

Equivalent ACT score: 32

Schools that Fit Your SAT Score: Deep Springs College Massachusetts Institute of Technology Pomona College Harvey Mudd College

Harvey Mudd College? Is that a joke...?

I never even took the SATs. I took the ACTs though, and used some websites ACT to SAT score transmografication button to figure it out. You think Harvey Mudd would accept those results? :P

Out here in the west we only use the ACTs. The SATs are considered prissy weak tests for funny accented easterners with their toyota priuses and fancy schools. I think the fanciest school in utah is BYU. The mormon college. They've got all kinds of regulations. No women in the men's rooms, no men in the women's. Nightly curfews, strictly enforced dress codes, all kinds of tyrannical nannying going on. Damn mormons... I work with a few kiddies who wish they could afford BYU, but can't so they get stuck with heathens like me. I used to pussyfoot around folks like that, make sure they didn't get uncomfortable once they realized they were in the contaminating presence of a pinko commie atheist. Now I just wait until they've realized they like me then I launch into full-scale tirades against George Bush or make jokes about crazy stories like Odin battling the world-eating Fenris wolf, or Hank parting the sea.

Hey, at least it was easy for me to get into the University of Utah. Though I can't really even afford that. I've got tuition reimbursement with my diabetes support job, now, and as soon as I can get that revolved in I should be able to afford 12 semester hours, which is technically full time.

Hooray!

-Snowden  ¶ 5:05 AM ¶ Home